OH MY GOD. DAD. No. SHUT UP. YOU DO NOT GET A FUCKING SAY IN MATTERS OF REPRESENTATION YOU ARE AN OLD WHITE GUY YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOU HAVE BEEN REPRESENTED EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE SO NO YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW ( Read more... )

I am mean because I am a goddamn bitch. I am mean because I do not like to share my toys. I am mean because I am a socially and emotionally maladjusted manchild of brobdignanigan proportions. I am mean because I expect entirely too much from other people. I am mean because I want what I can not have. Mostly I am mean because I am a fucking bitch ( Read more... )

Turns out the guy that came in with Bev last Friday? He's her new "boyfriend". I'm using the quotes because I have no idea how serious they are, or how long it's likely to last ( Read more... )

( They're heeee~ere... )

There's this nifty place where you can go, when your body isn't working quite right. It has lots of people who spent ridiculous amounts of money--are perhaps still paying it off--and took YEARS to learn about stuff like how the spleen works and why toes should be hairy.

It's called a hospital. Can YOU say 'hospital'? Good ( Read more... )

For example, this just showed up in my email; two stories in one volume, written by the same person:

STORY 1- In the first beast war, long before the current Warrior histories record, the gods embodied the first Warriors with the gods’ own powers. When [Character A] [destroys Character B] in a mad bid to claim the mother goddess as his own, the ( Read more... )

So I'll put this over here, because it's the least likely to get me yelled at by my mother/brother.

( Cut for excessive profanity and probable overreaction. )

From my Gmail inbox:

The 2 Man Advantage - www.the2manadvantage.com - Original hockey videos & interviews Fall in love with hockey, again
I'm sorry, really, but all I can think of is the fact that it'd make a great hockey RPS archive site. (And before anyone says 'Hey wait a minute...', yeah, I'm not a fan of actual RPS. RPS written about fictional ( Read more... )